Instructions for properly hugging a baby
(from a dog's point of view)
1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby, by empolying classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. Ah, the 'paw slide'.....simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.
NOW THAT'S DOG LOVE!
*Internet source unknow.
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